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Chapter 1
Forklift Fiasco
A soda can, a swerve, and the worst day the warehouse has ever seen.
Chapter 2
The Identity Crisis
Clive explains to a police officer that he is, in fact, a human with a medical condition.
Chapter 3
Shear Madness at the Airport
A neon hat, mirrored sunglasses, and a fish market receipt that doubles as a boarding pass.
Chapter 4
Sky-High Shenanigans
Clive opens the emergency exit. At thirty thousand feet. On purpose.
Chapter 5
The Accidental Pilot
The captain's unconscious. The co-pilot's useless. The sheep's in charge.
Chapter 6
Lost in the Heart of Africa
Crash-landing, monkeys, and a marriage proposal Clive didn't see coming.
Chapter 7
The Banana Quest
Sacred bananas, an unwanted admirer, and a monkey who narrates everything.
Chapter 8
Safari Showdown
A stolen jeep, a hungry lion, and a gap between two elephants that's definitely too narrow.
Chapter 9
The Great Escape from Africa
Clive says goodbye, stows away on a ship, and pulls a lever marked DO NOT PULL.
Chapter 10
High Seas Hijinks
A sarcastic parrot, a stolen meal, and a collision with a submarine.
Chapter 11
Submarine Shenanigans
Mistaken for a secret agent. Invents a tactical manoeuvre by accident.
Chapter 12
Underwater Business
A glowing cavern, a pod of dolphins, and a whale that carries a submarine on its back.
Chapter 13
Shipwrecked Again
Another prophecy. Another throne. Another sheep who can't sit still.
Chapter 14
The Accidental Physicist
Clive draws a banana on a chalkboard and tears a hole in space-time.
Chapter 15
Sheep in Space
Alien admirers, a holographic badge, and a lever that should not have been leaned on.
Chapter 16
Clive's Time-Travelling Adventure
Ancient Egypt. The pyramids. A scribe who thinks a banana is cosmic truth.
Chapter 17
The Genius of Galileo
Doodles become proof. An apple becomes science. A sheep becomes a legend.
Chapter 18
Future Shock
Every accident was a lesson. Every disaster was data. And it all looks like a forklift.