The Book

A soda can, a swerve, and the worst day the warehouse has ever seen.

Clive explains to a police officer that he is, in fact, a human with a medical condition.

A neon hat, mirrored sunglasses, and a fish market receipt that doubles as a boarding pass.

Clive opens the emergency exit. At thirty thousand feet. On purpose.

The captain's unconscious. The co-pilot's useless. The sheep's in charge.

Crash-landing, monkeys, and a marriage proposal Clive didn't see coming.

Sacred bananas, an unwanted admirer, and a monkey who narrates everything.

A stolen jeep, a hungry lion, and a gap between two elephants that's definitely too narrow.

Clive says goodbye, stows away on a ship, and pulls a lever marked DO NOT PULL.

A sarcastic parrot, a stolen meal, and a collision with a submarine.

Mistaken for a secret agent. Invents a tactical manoeuvre by accident.

A glowing cavern, a pod of dolphins, and a whale that carries a submarine on its back.

Another prophecy. Another throne. Another sheep who can't sit still.

Clive draws a banana on a chalkboard and tears a hole in space-time.

Alien admirers, a holographic badge, and a lever that should not have been leaned on.

Ancient Egypt. The pyramids. A scribe who thinks a banana is cosmic truth.

Doodles become proof. An apple becomes science. A sheep becomes a legend.

Every accident was a lesson. Every disaster was data. And it all looks like a forklift.