Clive the Sheep — Complete Chapter Guide & Reading Order
A chapter-by-chapter guide to every stop on Clive's journey from warehouse forklift driver to accidental time traveller. All 18 chapters are free to read online.
Forklift Fiasco
Clive, a sheep who drives a forklift in a warehouse, swerves to avoid a soda can and destroys half the inventory. Rather than face the consequences, he floors it through the warehouse doors and escapes on the forklift at fifteen miles per hour.
Read Chapter 1 →The Identity Crisis
Pulled over by Officer Burke, Clive claims to be a human named Mr. Beef with a rare wool-based medical condition. Burke, overwhelmed by the paperwork implications, lets him go.
Read Chapter 2 →Shear Madness at the Airport
Clive disguises himself with a neon hat and mirrored sunglasses, uses a fish market receipt as a boarding pass, and bluffs his way through airport security as "Mr. Beef" to board a plane.
Read Chapter 3 →Sky-High Shenanigans
Mid-flight, Clive accidentally opens the emergency exit at thirty thousand feet. He deploys a parachute and lands on the wing of another plane passing below.
Read Chapter 4 →The Accidental Pilot
With the captain unconscious and the co-pilot panicking, Clive ends up in the cockpit. He crash-lands the plane in the African savanna through a combination of luck and button-pressing.
Read Chapter 5 →Lost in the Heart of Africa
After crash-landing in Africa, Clive is found by a troop of monkeys who believe he fulfils an ancient prophecy. He is married to Lulu, a gentle monkey, in a ceremony he doesn't fully understand.
Read Chapter 6 →The Banana Quest
Clive is sent on a quest to find sacred bananas. He's accompanied by Bobo (a hype man), Pogo (an unwanted admirer), and Zazu (a self-appointed narrator who commentates everything).
Read Chapter 7 →Safari Showdown
Clive steals a safari jeep and drives through the savanna, narrowly avoiding a lion, squeezing between two elephants, and leaving a trail of chaos across the African plains.
Read Chapter 8 →The Great Escape from Africa
Clive says goodbye to the monkeys, stows away on a cargo ship, and immediately pulls a lever marked DO NOT PULL, triggering an animal uprising on board.
Read Chapter 9 →High Seas Hijinks
Adrift at sea, Clive meets Captain Squawk, a sarcastic parrot who's been a stowaway for three years. A storm hits, and they collide with a submarine.
Read Chapter 10 →Submarine Shenanigans
The submarine crew mistakes Clive for "Agent Wool," a legendary secret operative. He accidentally invents a tactical manoeuvre called the Wool Spiral that saves the submarine.
Read Chapter 11 →Underwater Business
The submarine discovers a bioluminescent underwater cavern. A pod of dolphins guides them, and a whale carries the submarine on its back to the surface near a mysterious island.
Read Chapter 12 →Shipwrecked Again
Clive washes up on an island where the inhabitants crown him chief based on yet another prophecy. He discovers a hidden laboratory with a chalkboard and draws a banana on it.
Read Chapter 13 →The Accidental Physicist
Clive's banana drawing on the laboratory chalkboard accidentally completes a physics equation that tears a hole in space-time, opening a wormhole.
Read Chapter 14 →Sheep in Space
Clive travels through the wormhole into space, where aliens give him a holographic badge reading "Dr. Clive E. Sheep." He leans on a lever that activates a time vortex.
Read Chapter 15 →Clive's Time-Travelling Adventure
The time vortex sends Clive to ancient Egypt in 2500 BCE. He accidentally helps build the pyramids and invents hieroglyphs when a scribe interprets his banana doodle as cosmic truth.
Read Chapter 16 →The Genius of Galileo
Clive arrives in Renaissance Italy and meets Galileo, who interprets Clive's doodles as mathematical proof of heliocentrism. An apple falling becomes the basis for a scientific breakthrough.
Read Chapter 17 →Future Shock
Clive arrives in the future, where Director Voss reveals that every accident, every disaster, every wrong turn was actually data leading to a grand unified theory. And the answer looks like a forklift.
Read Chapter 18 →Ready to Read?
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Start with Chapter 1: Forklift Fiasco →