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Clive the Sheep

A forklift-driving sheep's absurd journey from a warehouse in England to the edge of the universe.

"I drew a banana and this happened."

The Story

Clive is a sheep who drives a forklift in a warehouse. He's not good at it. One day, he swerves to avoid a can of soda, destroys half the inventory, and makes a decision that will change his life forever: he floors it.

What follows is an escalating chain of disasters that takes him from a police chase on a forklift to an airport (disguised as "Mr. Beef"), onto a plane, out of that plane at thirty thousand feet, into the cockpit of another plane, crash-landing in Africa, getting married to a monkey, stealing a safari jeep, stowing away on a cargo ship, being mistaken for a secret agent on a submarine, crowned chief of an island, accidentally opening a wormhole, travelling through space, helping build the pyramids, proving Galileo right, and finally arriving in the future — where he discovers that every accident was leading somewhere all along.

18 Chapters of Chaos

🏭 Chapter 1 Forklift Fiasco A soda can, a swerve, and the worst day the warehouse has ever seen.👮 Chapter 2 The Identity Crisis Clive explains to a police officer that he is, in fact, a human with a medical condition.✈️ Chapter 3 Shear Madness at the Airport A neon hat, mirrored sunglasses, and a fish market receipt that doubles as a boarding pass.🪂 Chapter 4 Sky-High Shenanigans Clive opens the emergency exit. At thirty thousand feet. On purpose.🛬 Chapter 5 The Accidental Pilot The captain's unconscious. The co-pilot's useless. The sheep's in charge.🌍 Chapter 6 Lost in the Heart of Africa Crash-landing, monkeys, and a marriage proposal Clive didn't see coming.🍌 Chapter 7 The Banana Quest Sacred bananas, an unwanted admirer, and a monkey who narrates everything.🦁 Chapter 8 Safari Showdown A stolen jeep, a hungry lion, and a gap between two elephants that's definitely too narrow.🚢 Chapter 9 The Great Escape from Africa Clive says goodbye, stows away on a ship, and pulls a lever marked DO NOT PULL.🌊 Chapter 10 High Seas Hijinks A sarcastic parrot, a stolen meal, and a collision with a submarine.🔱 Chapter 11 Submarine Shenanigans Mistaken for a secret agent. Invents a tactical manoeuvre by accident.🐋 Chapter 12 Underwater Business A glowing cavern, a pod of dolphins, and a whale that carries a submarine on its back.🏝️ Chapter 13 Shipwrecked Again Another prophecy. Another throne. Another sheep who can't sit still.🔬 Chapter 14 The Accidental Physicist Clive draws a banana on a chalkboard and tears a hole in space-time.🛸 Chapter 15 Sheep in Space Alien admirers, a holographic badge, and a lever that should not have been leaned on.🏛️ Chapter 16 Clive's Time-Travelling Adventure Ancient Egypt. The pyramids. A scribe who thinks a banana is cosmic truth.🔭 Chapter 17 The Genius of Galileo Doodles become proof. An apple becomes science. A sheep becomes a legend.🌆 Chapter 18 Future Shock Every accident was a lesson. Every disaster was data. And it all looks like a forklift.

The Cast

🐑 Clive
🦜 Captain Squawk
👮 Officer Burke
🐒 Bobo
🌸 Lulu
🐵 Pogo